The inside of my head is classified.
Not the information therein, just the structure. Totally classified. So classified that the CT tech let me see the results of my scan on his little screen but he wouldn’t let me take a picture. The inside of my head is rated eyes only.
Given its classified rating, I’m not really sure why the CT guy let me see the inside of my head. He didn’t even check my security level. I guess he assumed that possession of the head grants authority of some sort. But considering I didn’t even know the inside of my head was that important I’m pretty sure I’m not cleared to see it. (Seriously CT guy, don’t assume. This is how leaks happen.)
PS. I feel a bit like a reverse Johnny Mnemonic. I can tell you all my thoughts, but information on the box I keep them in is strictly need to know.