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Unicorn Butchering Instructions

Posted by kosturcompose76 on December 15, 2014
Posted in: Writing Exercises.
Mmmm, delicious dreams.

Mmmm, unicorn.

From the diagram the flanks are clearly where hopes are stored but I can’t decide if dreams would be considered chuck or brisket. Mmmm, dreams.

I totally want this flask and I don’t even drink. Is it wrong to put crystal light in a flask?

Writing Exercise:

So you catch a Unicorn…

Do you take it to a butcher or try to field dress it yourself? I mean I’d hate to risk an unscrupulous butcher substituting a lower class of magical meat.

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